Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
