Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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