But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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