Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
