so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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