where am i from again
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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