she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
BRING THE BAGELS
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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