We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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