If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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