they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
