Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Green mimosas i think yes
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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