Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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