I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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