I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's Friday. Sex?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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