I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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