come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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