Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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