I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Randomize