That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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