There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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