A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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