Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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