Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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