i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hell yes lets make some ravioli
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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