a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
