it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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