Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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