Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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