He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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