The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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