Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
