Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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