So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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