When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
The uberlube is also flammable
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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