you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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