i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Boobs speak an international language.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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