why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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