if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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