Do vagina's smell?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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