Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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