jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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