AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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