we have officially lost it.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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