Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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