so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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