Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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