You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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