apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you win again, gameday.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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