question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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