Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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