i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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