i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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